You Might Be Taliban If ...

One of the funniest lists I have read for a while...Thanks to Evil Conservative Radion.......And the article was sent in by a Trooper in Afghani land....

You Might Be Taliban If...

Posted: 24 May 2009 07:19 PM PDT

You Might Be Taliban If...
Sunday, May 24, 2009
http://www.evilconservativeonline.com/2009/05/you-might-be-taliban-if.html

"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."


1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

Guantanamo closed.

I like to watch SBS at times, but mind you, I also feel it can be a bit one-sided in its views...and it aint the side of politics I am on....As long as none of the released detainees are sent here I will be happy. Australia is NO LONGER the scrap heap for unwanted criminals and sexual perverts.

****I would like to see Sheriff Joe, run another Tent City to confine “suspected terrorists” and those who are proven terrorists. See how many rights they get afforded to them then….And dontcha ya just love the story about the Transexuals in Iran.... Homosexuals are killed but Transexuals get their half their operations paid for by...Now this I do not understand...but with AhMadinejad running the place, I should not be surprised.

Guantanamo Double TONIGHT Tuesday 26 May
One of President Obama’s first actions was to order the closure of the Guantanamo Bay detention facilities and ban the use of torture. So what really went on under the Bush administration’s War on Terror?

8.30pm — Cutting Edge: The Torture Hunter
10pm — Michael Winterbottom’s The Road To Guantanamo
Manfred Nowak is a special UN appointee given the mission of hunting down and fighting torture. Survivors from China, Zimbabwe and Moldova tell their stories of the torture used to create fear and obtain confessions — true or false.
The Road To Guantanamo is the terrifying first-hand account of the “Tipton Three”: three British citizens who were held for two years without charges in the American military prison at Guantanamo Bay. No formal charges were ever made against them at any time during their ordeal. Winner of the Silver Bear at the Berlin International Film Festival.

SBS June 2 at 10PM Tuesday 2 June at 10pm
Transexuals in Iran
Today, Iran carries out more sex change operations than any other nation in the world except for Thailand. The government even provides up to half the cost and a sex change is recognised on birth certificates. Homosexuality however remains punishable by death.

Claire says she is no racist...

I'm no racist, says Clare the bogan
Superstar bogan Clare Werbeloff has hit back at claims she is a racist, saying "wog" is no longer an offensive word in Australia.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/technology/817783/im-no-racist-says-clare-the-bogan/?rss=yes

Speaking for the first since she became an internet phenomenon, Ms Werbeloff expressed disbelief at the attention she has received after her made-up account of a Kings Cross shooting. ...."The next day I had a fan page on Facebook [and] people have been setting up Twitter accounts."

DID ANYONE READ THIS IN THE NEWS??? I am sure some people only know how to comment when they want to be derogatory....they obviously do not have a sense of humour.... Anyway, here is my 2 bob's worth...

FFS, cant you naysayers keep your anger and vitriol and take it to the real racists of this country…the ones who call us “white trash”, “maggots”, “cat-meat”, “filthy infidels”, “apes and pigs”, and oh the list goes on.

We Aussies are well known for our sense of humour, and real true Aussies don’t go in for all that PC-MC crap. We call a spade a spade and that’s all it is… So Claire was having a bit of fun. Look at some of the under handed things the Media have pulled on us...the poor unsuspecting fools of an audience… they set a story up, use false props and photos taken from some story of long ago, then try to feed it to us like it is Sunday’s roast lamb.

And you have the temerity to compare Claire to that little no-hoper Cory???? Excuse me, if that was my grandson, I’d kick his backside from here into next year.

Sheeeshh, No wonder I don’t bother to watch any of the current affair shows these days…. I do however watch Media Watch…I think that’s fantastic as it does expose some of the scam stories these current affairs shows try to foist on the unsuspecting square box viewer.

I am by no means a RACIST, but make no mistake, I do have my PREJUDICES against certain cultures and ethnicities that come here to use and abuse the Australian generosity.

I, myself am a ‘mixed-breed’ of immigrants that came here in the late 1890’s, I have WOG Italian, WELSH, and horror of horrors…IRISH. I was brought up a Roman Catholic and endured years of being called a Catholic Wog… but I just got on with my life…

Oh, and… by the by…I am one of the fans on FACEBOOK.

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